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Apparently I've lost my blogging mojo. Even when I have something to post (like my two most recent Onion crosswords -- both right-clicky-savable right here if you want 'em: this week's and the one before that, plus Across Lite if you need it), I generally don't get around to it right away. For those of you interested in what little hastily-thought-out smart-assery I am producing, you should follow me on Twitter (I'm fheaney there), where you may enjoy updates like these:

Self-Help Songs:
What Color Is Your Submarine?
The Five People You Meet in the Hotel California

Gaydar will tell you if someone is gay, but to find out how gay, you need a gayger counter.

Further research shows first letters of Schwarzenegger's answers on Tonight Show plugging "Jingle All the Way" spell "This movie is awful."

Dullest Horror Movies Ever:
Let Me Show You My Slides From Last Summer

Snooty Children's Books:
Where the Wild Things Summer
And to Think That I Deigned to Put in an Appearance on Mulberry Street!
Are You My Mother's Cleaning Woman?
How to Eat Pan Roasted Worms With Broccoli Florets in Vinaigrette

Bleak Bumper Stickers:
How's my driving? Good, I hope. Sometimes I feel like it's the only thing I'm actually any good at.

Bad Superheroes:
The Man Who Can Disparage Anything by Changing Its Initial Consonant to a "Shm-" Sound

Gentle Metal:
Delicate Matters Handled With Minimal Expense
Master of Muppets
Everyone in the Jungle Got Together to Buy You This Welcome Gift Basket

Oddly Prophetic Movie Quotes:
"Forget it, Jake. It's a country that doesn't allow extradition to the U.S."

...and it kind of goes on like that. So anyway, join up if that sort of thing seems possibly amusing to you. And keep checking back here. You never know.