Can you believe it's not butter? Neither can they.
Some other suggestions for the product names of butter substitutes:
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We Met the Butter on the Road and Killed It
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Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Butter
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"La La La I Can't Hear What You're Saying About This Not Being Butter"
"Udderly Deceptive"
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"I can't believe it's not Jesus"
This Might Be Butter
Butter (Not Butter)
Butter... or Astro-Butter?
Butter Rebutter
Butter? Nutters to Thatter
Marginally Margarine
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