Heaneyland!

This blows

NY1 reports that "A heavy storm with tornado-like winds ripped the roofs off several houses in Brooklyn and flooded numerous subway stations Wednesday morning, leading to massive mass transit delays during the morning rush" and a Gothamist reader says that trees were knocked down on her street. But they left out the important part: it also knocked our beloved jade plant off the kitchen windowsill. The full extent of the damage is not yet determined, but here is a sad picture of the scene.

This means that there will probably be quite a few starter jade plants available for any locals who would like to come get one.