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The Post, now with even less space allotted for news

The doughnut cart where I frequently buy my unhealthy breakfast snacks also sells the New York Post, which means that for a week now I've been seeing their newest cover promotion: "25 Cents: The Post, the way you like it!" I can't help hearing this in a Brooklyn accent, with the extended version of the slogan playing out thus: "The New York Post. Awwww yeah, you like it like that, don't you? Yeah, the New York Post gives it to you right. Come on, baby, don't cry. You know I only hit you because I care about you. Why else do you keep coming back? That's right. You love it. Now come on over here and give me a quarter."