April 17, 2007
Do these tits make me look smart?
Breast implants: You've never looked smarter.
Did we change our stereotypes and I didn't notice? I thought glasses were what made you look smarter. Maybe Hollywood's opinion of what scientists look like is catching on.
(Thanks to Rosa for the link.)
Posted by Francis at 09:18 AMAnd to think I opted for a breast reduction. I didn't realize at the time that it meant I wouldn't look smart.
Posted by: Linda G at April 17, 2007 12:12 PMMan, I knew there had to be a reason I got admitted to MIT. Surely it couldn't have been the SAT scores, my GPA, my extracurricular activities, or any of the other things that I did that showed I was an intelligent, productive member of society. IT WAS THE TITS ALL ALONG.
Posted by: Debby at April 17, 2007 05:15 PMIt's not so much that the recipient becomes smarter, but that the collective IQ of the rest of the room goes down. A subtle point, I know.
Posted by: RichM at April 19, 2007 08:46 AM