Heaneyland!

Are there other colors I'm forgetting about?

Did you take it home, thereby reducing promiscuous male's chances? Shame.

Yeah, I've always found green- and blue-skinned females to be real prudes. And don't even get me started on those purple-skinned girls...

Beth: Hey, I'm publicizing his request on the Internet! I think I'm helping.

I had a promiscuous spell once. No, wait, that was a fainting spell. My mistake.

I'll make sure to paint myself plaid next time I pass through Brooklyn, just in case...

Of course, I read it as a bad spelling of "...promiscuous [cell] phone".

I just hope he uses discreet discretion.

I like how he's provided the option for writing him a letter.

Dear Promiscuous Male,

I just saw your intriguing note, which was originally taped to the W. 4th St. subway entrance, posted on the Heaneyland! website, so I thought I'd write. I can't tell by your hand-lettering what color your skin is, but I'm guessing it must be brown, light, yellow, or a mix. Please forgive me if I am mistaken, I mean no offense.

I am a female who has what *I* would consider "light" skin, which I believe automatically qualifies me as one of the Most Promiscuous People. What I don't know from your minimalist phrasing is how to define "Promiscuous Female" vs. "Female Just Having a (Promiscuous) Spell," so I'm writing to ask if you could please post another note clarifying these subcategories.

Many thanks for your attention to this matter. Hope this note finds you well.

Sincerely,
A Light Skin Heaneyland! Fan

i posted something about this guy some time ago, and some crazy person who actually called the guy contacted me about it.

Word to DO, and the Promiscuous Male, should those be two distinct parties: I have known some promiscuous smurfs. Are you saying they don't qualify as people?