Heaneyland!

You forgot that the tv show did not have Catherine Bach butchering Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Or, if it did, I blocked it out.

I suppose it could be worse. Jessica Simpson could have covered "Jolene."

"Jessica Simpson could have covered 'Jolene.'"

Good Lord! It Sings?!?

Truly science has taken a dark path when vat-grown lifeforms such as that are given the power of speech, and even singing.

It's the shoggoths all over again, I'm telling you.

Cthulu lives, and R'lyeh is in the gulf, just beyond the delta. Is Simpson a creature of the deep, like Boss Hogg? This would explain a lot of things.