March 12, 2005
Oh, those heady days of five years ago
Six Things is only updated on weekdays, but if you'd like a cartoon fix today, here are three parodies of New Yorker cartoons I wrote (but did not illustrate; Mike Gorman did the art) for Modern Humorist. Two of them are reasonably easy to find on the Modern Humorist website, and one (my favorite of the three) is buried halfway down the page inside a different New Yorker parody.
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How do you throw out a garbage can?
Pour vodka into it until it's totally trashed.
Posted by: Francis at March 13, 2005 02:39 PMThe Tide is High
The tide is high
and the dove is flying
but the gain is wasted
when the dawn is faced.
A legend is smashed
and an era passes out.
A shout is blasted
as the joy is wrecked.
The cheer is gone,
the resolve wiped out.
The Fab is plastered
and the Brillo is boiled.
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