Heaneyland!

Tied to an Elephant: see also - Road Raja

Road Raja: Six British contestants are flown to India and taught to drive in the congested streets, learning to navigate around pedestrians, intersections without street signs, other vehicles, and yes, elephants.

I hate to tell you this, but I think MTV already did "The Intern," as Andy Dick's show "The Assistant."

Also, I would pay to watch "American Cult Idol," though after reading the (well-deserved) bitchiness in Entertainment Weekly's Grammy party article, I think Aimee Mann and Michael Penn have earned a spot on the show.