November 22, 2004
Oatmeal, you need to start seeing someone about your self-esteem issues
Okay, this is a little meta. At the grocery store this weekend, I saw a new flavor of Quaker Instant Oatmeal: French Toast.
Some proposed future flavors:
Cornflakes Oatmeal
Eggs Benedict Oatmeal
Farina Oatmeal
Maple-and-Brown-Sugar-flavored Apple and Cinnamon Oatmeal
Donut Oatmeal
Comments
Hmm. Maybe this could be a task on the next season of “The Apprentice,” similar to the ice cream task earlier this season. I can already hear The Donald: “Oatmeal is a four-hundred-trillion dollar industry…”
Posted by: Todd at November 22, 2004 12:54 PMI would totally try Bacon Oatmeal.
Posted by: Doug Orleans at November 22, 2004 01:54 PMWouldn't the really meta oatmeal flavor be "Oatmeal Oatmeal"?
Posted by: Doug at November 22, 2004 04:24 PM