Heaneyland!

You better not pout, you better not create sexual tableaus

Patti White, an organizer of the Christmas Parade of Boats in Seneca, New York, was shocked when an unregistered boat turned out to contain "a topless woman with a strand of Christmas lights spanking a man on his bare butt." Ms. White went on to say, "Kids are scanning all the boats looking for Santa Claus. It's not what they were expecting to see."

Yes, I know it's a little early for Christmas; usually the holiday season doesn't start until after Election Day. Oh, wait -- did I mention this was on September 18? Criminy, people! We've already pretty much ceded November and December to children -- can't we keep September?

(Via Obscure Store.)

Posted by Francis at 03:16 PM