Heaneyland!

God has a plan for you and your hot, throbbing member

Educating kids about sex is hard enough for people who don't believe that non-procreative sex is sinful, so you can imagine how awkward the whole thing is for fundamentalist Christians. Actually, you don't have to imagine it -- you can just read about it.

(Via Boing Boing, which also offers links to MP3s.)

Posted by Francis at 04:20 PM