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Kitten of the sea

Here's a heartwarming story of a kitten who was rescued after being found frantically swimming three miles into the Gulf of Mexico. The report fails to mention the not-so-cheerful part of the story, which is that some idiots on some other boat must have brought the kitten with them out to sea, and then not have been paying attention to it when it fell off the boat. (It's even worse if they did know their kitten had fallen off the boat, and didn't rescue it.)

Punchline to make it all better: cat fished out of the water had worms! Come on, people, don't use live bait.