Heaneyland!

Girls seldom make passes at men in 3-D glasses

...so that's why those men turn to girlie magazines. (Have I accidentally stumbled upon anyone's fetish? You can buy them here. Also noteworthy: a giant naked 3-D babe on the moon. Now if only Kubrick had been working on that instead of "Eyes Wide Shut", huh? That would be a movie. I could see Nicole Kidman as the giant woman and Tom Cruise as one of the tiny astronauts -- I mean, the proportions are already pretty close.)