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ABC's new slogan: "Willful Ignorance is Strength"

So as many of you are presumably aware, ABC recently revived "Millionaire" for a sweeps run. How is it doing? Well, ABC recently announced that on its Thursday airing, Millionaire was "the top-rated non-NBC/CBS program in prime time". So...it came in third is what they're saying. Okay then.